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Friday, 6 May 2016

Twenty Things to Do If It Were Really Your Last Day on Earth

  1. Cry
  2. Donate everything you have to charity (even your used underwear)
  3. Tell someone you're madly in love with them
  4. Place a dead fox on your boss' desk
  5. Try hallucinogenic drugs
  6. Watch season 4 of Breaking Bad
  7. Get to the top of a really tall mountain by helicopter and just sit
  8. Try to solve a Rubik's cube
  9. Listen to everyone else tell you what they'd do on their last day on Earth
  10. Win the lottery and then listen to Alanis Morissette's Ironic
  11. Discover the secret to immortality
  12. Commit atrocious crimes
  13. Eat a baby to imbibe its youth
  14. Go through all 254 entries to the A Life Examined blog
  15. Write your memoir pretty quick-smart
  16. Challenge a friend to emulate William Tell, but instead of a bow and arrow use a shotgun
  17. Place yourself in cryogenic suspension until society discovers the secret to immortality (because you had a whole day to do it and you couldn't even get that done)
  18. Find out how many of the booby traps on Home Alone the human body can actually handle
  19. Poke a grizzly bear in the eye
  20. Just end it early

9 comments:

  1. Ten and twelve are my favorites.

    Love,
    Janie

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  2. You KNOW we're all going to pick #14!

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  3. Why wait until then?

    Do these things now? You never know - it could be your last day on Earth!

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    1. To me that sounded more like a that than an encouragement ;)

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  4. Go to the home of the dog that shits on your front lawn and shit on their front lawn and piss at over their dog just because you can. Then when you wake up alive, move

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