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Monday, 19 October 2015

The One Time I Ever Considered Buying a Suit

In a trendy clothes store, buying a birthday gift for a friend...

Me: Hi, just the shirt thanks
Lady: Certainly.
Me: Hey, how much are the suits?
Lady: Well you can get the jacket, pants, belt, tie and shoes for $450.
Me: Okay... How much for just the jacket?
Lady: You can get the jacket and pants for $250.
Me: ...Just the shirt thanks.


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