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Friday, 29 May 2015

AFL Shenanigans Round 8: Headlines

Somehow Matt keeps doing one better than us every week. But he had a debt to pay off from last week, so he had to take part in this week's challenge anyway.


25 comments:

  1. lol I always wondered, not really but we'll pretend, what it feels like to cough up a hairball. Real scratchy in the throat?

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    1. It feels like you're about to choke to death :P

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  2. You guys are so silly! That is pretty fun. I like that each of you had to emphasis certain words.

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    1. Sometimes it was annoying trying to get them to emphasise the right ones :P

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  3. Not a text message - he has a point. Funny stuff, guys!

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  4. I cracked up from the get go. Any reference to Chris Hemsworth gets my attention. Keep sharing the hijinx.

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    1. Haha I was wondering if I'd picked the right person for that joke ;)

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  5. Yeah. Making body fart noises is a great way to seduce a girl. ;0)

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  6. Ya'll so crazy! I think I need to hear more Wrecking Ball. He's got the voice of an angel ;) lol

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    1. There was more, I can upload and link it to you ;)

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  7. These are fantastically hilarious. Keep 'em coming. BTW, every day of the year is National Kick A Cripple Day for us. Oh, and since some of these were wonderfully off color I don't feel bad posting this related joke.

    Q: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
    A: The wheelchair.

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    1. Hahaha have you been waiting for a safe place to use that joke?

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  8. You had me at hairball. Eeeeeuw.
    And I admire Matt's straight face...

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  9. Oh, lord...you guys...

    Matt...nice hair!

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  10. Ireland represent. I am proudly partially responsible for that whole same-sex marriage thing.

    This video is hilarious btw.

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    1. Haha thanks :) Well done, but I'm surprised the country was only 60% in favour :P

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  11. OHMIGAWDS, you've been watching me! You did my twitches and tremours! I demand royalties! I insist that you all dress in spandex, line up, and do them in sync!!! And I demand more exclamation points!!!!!!!!

    Oh, and big guy... you come near my wheelchair and I'll have an ax waiting to cut you down to size -- or grind, whichever amuses me more.

    :-P

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    1. This made me laugh out loud, well done ;) I'd like to see what would happen to Adam if he tried to attack you ;)

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    2. I feel very satisfied, knowing I made you laugh out loud!

      If Adam tried to attack me he'd die...... probably from laughing.

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  12. Haha! You guys have a lot of fun together. Thanks for sharing it with us.

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    1. No problem, I'm glad people are enjoying it :)

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