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Friday, 1 May 2015

AFL Shenanigans Round 4: Finally Wore that Bloody Dress

Alright, so many people asked for it. I was the one who got stuck with it.

Matthew and Adam had all the same tips this week. I differed on three of the games. The first was on the Friday, where the Demons beat the Tigers. Everyone was saying it was an upset, but I thought it would be obvious to tip the Demons. I was full of confidence after that, needing to win only one of the other two to win the round.

The next one was St Kilda vs Carlton. I tipped St Kilda, who were leading at half time. I started going around, telling everyone how well I knew my football, then Carlton ran over the top of them to win by 40 points. I looked at my computer screen with discomfort as I realised that my third tip was for the Swans to beat the Dockers in Perth. The Dockers hadn't lost at home in over a year, but I just thought that they had handled Port Adelaide so easily in Adelaide (also a tough assignment) that they'd go in as favourites.

The Dockers killed them.

To be fair, the Swans launched a comeback and the last few minutes of the game were heartstopping. But they couldn't make it and I lost the round.

Here's what I had to do.


18 comments:

  1. Very funny video...I'm not in tune to the teams you mentioned.. Have a great weekend.

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    1. Australian football. If you're into sport, look up the AFL :)

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  2. Har, Har! Well not to worry, Michael, you've now be spoken of in same breath as great drag artists like Danny La Rue and Divine. Why didn't you wear a wig? You might have got a few wolf-whistles if you had!

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    1. Maybe I should have gone all-or-nothing there :P

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  3. Hilarious, LOL! And you know, your bum looks cute in that tight dress!

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    1. Hahaha I've been told a few times that it matches my eyes, but nobody's mentioned my bum yet!

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  4. Funny, the two of you. You did it! Nice dress, but sneakers. No, no. Heels next time.

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    1. You know, I was offered a giant pair of heels. But I don't think I would have made it to the shop without breaking an ankle :P

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  5. First, I can't believe you lost, but hey, you got great looking legs!
    Secondly, I think a red dress would have been more flattering.
    Thirdly, "see you" on Facebook and everywhere else now!!

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    1. Maybe red would have been more flattering. I don't know, the girl I borrowed it from didn't have anything in red :P I'm not sure if this going viral will be a good or bad thing :P

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  6. HAHAHAHHA, go you! that is so, so funny. And I wish my stomach looked that good in a tight dress!

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    1. I bet it does - you go to the gym, I don't. You'd probably kick my ass ;)

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  7. Definitely heels next time. And you rocked that dress. I can't remember the last time I wore one (or heels). Colour me impressed.

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  8. I agree with the Gorilla. You totally should have rocked the wig!!! Hahahaha too funny.

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    1. I did have a scarfe which I forgot to bring out, would that have been acceptable?

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  9. lmao got your shopping done in style. Next you'll be going all Mrs. Doubtfire

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